Lemme share with you a little secret on how to win the heart of a princess.

It’s not easy, but ya have to be persistent. You might have to defeat a demon lord, and warp through several worlds.

But once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs, and produce your magic key you got in a water world and unlock the chamber door.

Then, walk right up to the princess, and give her a smooch.

Does that make sense?